I stumbled across this great website the other day. Next time need an excuse as to why some critical code exploded in production, simply pop open developerexcuses.com and grab one of these:
Actually, that’s a feature
That code seemed so simple I didn’t think it needed testing
Nobody has ever complained about it
I’m surprised that was working at all
Better yet, just write a script that will automatically respond to Skype messages with excuses from this website!